In-Seine People


typical crew
my comrades in fish
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Some of the finest people I've known seine by default. Most think or thought that there's easy money to be gained. It's certainly easy, but the money is questionable. $4,000.00 for 3000 hours work means that you earn less per hour than the average Turkish apple picker. Because of this, seiner crewmembers start the season walking on air and end it crying about how they're going to pay for the new F-150 that they fantasized about or the college that was supposed to allow them to quit fishing. My first year fishing I made enough to buy a warm jacket and a slurpy.

In spite of this, they continue to come. Being mostly college students and other vagrants, they come down to the dock showing their best side to the captain. By the time the boat returns in September, the only thing the skipper sees is their backside as they scramble up the gangway, duffle bag in hand.

There was a time when career crewmembers were common not impoverished, but that is long past. The last career crewmember that I came in contact with read Hustler like it was the Bible and read Readers Digest condensed books like they were books. This was in 1991 and last I heard he had a become a career alcoholic.


me and a big fish
good clean fish fun
There is a common misconception about the purity of the fishing lifestyle. In The Oldman and the Sea, Hemingway left out the part about filthy mouths and keeping a constant stream of nicotine coming into the body. The picture on the left depicts me having good clean fun with a lovely halibut. Upon closer examination, retched tobacco plays a dominant role. weathered seaman with smokes
The ugly face of tobacco

What is the future of the Seiner?

Dismal. The 1996 season was the worst in history moneywise. Retraining is always an option. They tried that during the strike of 1991 when they figured that throwing fish into a hatch was the same as using Windows 95. They weren't that far off. Brad (on the right) is now building "adult" websites professionally.

retraining the seiner
Can they be retrained?

booty buttons